


So, today, Noah came home from school with a wrapped gift and a picture they colored for Father's Day. The idea was to finish this sentence, " My father and I like to _____." ; and draw a picture of the aforementioned activity. Noah is in kindergarten and therefore, cannot spell a lot of things, but they do what they call "kid writing" where they just think about it in their head and write is phonetically however they think it should be spelled. Here is Noah's picture:
It says, " ...riyd the Wawa Hoge Blon" which is ".. ride the Wawa Hoagie Balloon."
And in case you were wondering, http://www.lego.com/ sells a silicone cake/jello mould that I used to make the legos. I covered them in pourable fondant.
and there he goes again....
" Yes, we should have seen it coming" sighed her father.
" I TOLD you two she was rotten when she was a baby!!" pointed out her older brother Noah, now a highly-successful scientist doing research for NASA. " I don't know what we are going to do with her, but she is ruining my good name and if you don't reel her in soon, I will be forced to cut ties with the entire family. I mean, a man of my stature, cannot be associated with such tomfoolery!!"