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"Yes, hi, Nick. I was wondering if you have something for hormonal imbalance."
"As a matter of fact we do. Do you mind telling me what is going on? What kind of symptoms are you having?"
"Mostly, I am having hot flashes. My doctor told me I was most likely in perimenopause and that he doesn't like to treat that with hormones. He suggested I look into natural remedies for relief from my symptoms."
"Ahh, yes. We have this product right here that is specifically for menopause that includes fish oil for cholesterol and heart health, a multivitamin helping to retain bone density and some herbs that help with the hot flashes. Are you having any mood alterations?"
"No. Other than I'm hot. And I'm really pissed off about it."
"Ahh.. okay. Well, this should do it. It is on sale right now and very reasonably priced."
**I decide to go with it and we proceed to the register so that I may pay for the item**
Nick again- " I really think you will be pleased with this. It will take a few days before you start seeing results, but it really does work. I took this home to my mother (!!!) and it just knocked her symptoms right out!"
**AWKWARD PAUSE**
"Okay, Nick. Thanks. Oh, and do you perhaps have some St John's Wort? Because NOW I'm depressed."
