Monday, December 13, 2010

Passive Aggressive Letters from the Edge

Dear Dog,

When I come home, don't jump off the couch you were not supposed to be on in the first place and run go lie in your bed and pretend you've been there all day. The couch is still warm and there are nose/tongue smears on the window.

So, unless there is a very warm and slobbery ghost in my house, you are sooo busted.

Signed,

Don't Tick Off the Hand that Feeds You

5 comments:

  1. But he thinks he is being so smart. And unlike kids you can't punish him if you don't catch him because he won't "get it."

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  2. At least you have the foresight to put a blanket on the couch and she's probably just smearing your window because she sees something suspicious out there and she's protecting you and your home. LOL

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  3. Dogs are so transparent. It's the cats you have to watch out for.

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  4. We once set a camera up so we could see how our dog was un-boobytrapping the chair she always hung out. Pretty amusing.

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  5. Ha ha! A dog we had when I was a child, used to eat my mom's plants if we left him alone too long. We would come home to find all the lovely creeping ivies and such, neatly cropped at doggy height!

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