A new song began and she asked, "Mommy, what's the name of this song?"
ME: Your Song
ZOË: MY song!?
ME: No, the NAME of the song is Your Song.
ZOË: It has Zoë in it?
ME: Noooooo.... it isn't Zoë's song. The song is CALLED Your Song.
NOAH: Wait, what's the name of the song again?
ME: YOUR SONG!!!!!
ZOË: NO!! It's MY song!!!!!!
Thanks a lot, Elton John. Next time, use the name of the person you are singing about and it will save me a lot of trouble.