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My Bathroom
Saturday, November 13, 2o1o
2:30pm:
Our dispatch received a distress call from the north end of the house- the transcript of the call is as follows:
Caller: Mommy!? Can you help me? I DIDN'T pee-pee on the floor!"
The Mom Squad was immediately dispatched at high-speed to investigate the report.
Upon arrival, a three-year-old was found naked from the waist down and a rather large puddle of liquid was observed on the bathroom floor.
Interrogation followed.
Suspect: I didn't pee-pee.
Officer: If you didn't pee, then what is that on the floor?
Suspect: Water?
Officer: Okay, then where did the water come from?
Suspect: My vagina.
The suspect was showered, issued new undergarments and light community service (helping with clean-up of the crime scene) and was then sent on her way to hopefully become a productive, contributing, peeing-in-the-toilet member of society.
Case closed.
Saturday, November 13, 2o1o
2:30pm:
Our dispatch received a distress call from the north end of the house- the transcript of the call is as follows:
Caller: Mommy!? Can you help me? I DIDN'T pee-pee on the floor!"
The Mom Squad was immediately dispatched at high-speed to investigate the report.
Upon arrival, a three-year-old was found naked from the waist down and a rather large puddle of liquid was observed on the bathroom floor.
Interrogation followed.
Suspect: I didn't pee-pee.
Officer: If you didn't pee, then what is that on the floor?
Suspect: Water?
Officer: Okay, then where did the water come from?
Suspect: My vagina.
The suspect was showered, issued new undergarments and light community service (helping with clean-up of the crime scene) and was then sent on her way to hopefully become a productive, contributing, peeing-in-the-toilet member of society.
Case closed.
