If Buddhists are Correct, I Will Be Awesome in My Next Life and DJ Will Smell Badly

Another honest-to-goodness conversation I recently had with my husband:

I don't want to be there when y'all cook the crawfish. I can't watch.

Oh good grief! Why not?

Because you throw them live in boiling water and that just seems mean.

For Heaven's sake, you are CAJUN- surely this has come up before.

Yes, I have been to plenty of crawfish boils and I didn't like it then either. Also, when some get out of the cooler and are crawling across the yard, it seems like they are chasing you and it scares me.

Because crawfish are known for their lightning speed.

I'm just telling you how I feel. Besides, how would you like me to just throw you in a pot of boiling water?

Crawfish are pretty simple creatures. Do you also like to think the hamburger comes from a hamburger tree?

I know animals have to be killed for me to eat. I just don't want to meet the animal first. And I certainly don't want to witness it. And I would like to think that they kill the cow humanely.

Okay. You continue thinking that.

Besides, if there is such a thing as reincarnation, what if I come back as a human and you come back as a crawfish and I boil you and eat you?

Well, I will just be playing along in a ditch, and then I will be dead and I won't care.

Maybe then I will come back as a shit fly.

And that ended the conversation.

How can I argue with someone who aspires to be a "shit fly" in their next life?