Mister Sensitivity

I hate the scale... but I got it out because I wanted to know how much Noah weighs. (36 pounds, by the way) Of course I couldn't resist the urge to step on it myself. My mistake was doing that while Noah was standing there. The number popped up and:

"WOW! Nooo.. you're not THAT FAT!!"

" Well, son, apparently this scale begs to differ with you."

[pats my stomach]

"You got another baby in there??"

**sigh**

[sobbing in background]